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"THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

ALIEN ABDUCTIONS, PYRAMIDS, U.F.O.'S, EASTER ISLAND, 

CROP CIRCLES...

OF COURSE EARTH IS FULL OF UNSOLVED STUFF!

WE'RE THE ONLY BAR IN THE GALAXY!"

Can you possibly imagine a life without coffee?  Without tea?  Without the sweet soothing endorphin-releasing pleasantries of fine decadent chocolate?

Across the universe countless souls are F O R C E D to live that life, every solar cycle.

Luckily, Earth is the only planet in the entire universe where caffeine is " L E G A L "...

< or so we are told >
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Welcome Back to the O R I G I N A L

 Cosmic Hooch Parlor!

DECAF PLANET is a comic and multi-media work-in-progress by cartoonists Mike Giba (Home Team Jobber) and Neil Klemz (Meeting Neil is Easy) about aliens doing just about anything imaginable to get their hands on a single life-altering cup of coffee.

To contact us, please send an e-mail to caffeineplanet@gmail.com.

DRINK UP!